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Shipping is calculated at checkout -
orders over 3 items ship for free.
Delivery takes 4–9 business days.
Usually closer to 6–7 days.
You have 30 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.
In stock - don’t overthink it.
Not lazy - just mentally unavailable.
This Dull Hog tee captures the universal feeling of staring at a laptop while your brain quietly clocks out. Featuring our signature exhausted boar, coffee mug labeled Reboot Failed, and that “I’m okay(ish)” energy we all know too well.
Perfect for underachievers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s mentally offline but still somehow showing up.
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
High-quality DTG print with textured, vintage-style distressing
100% combed cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Available in white (pictured)
Minimal effort required to look relatable
Wear it to work, Zoom calls, or anywhere your brain refuses to cooperate.
⬛ Works for whatever comes after work
⬛ Gildan Softstyle® 64000 - actually soft
⬛ Designed by people who are tired
⬛ 100% ring-spun cotton (no surprises)
⬛ 4.5oz - not heavy, not flimsy
⬛ Double-stitched so it doesn’t quit early
⬛ Unisex fit (no thinking required)
⬛ True-to-size & pre-shrunk (still fits tomorrow)
To keep your gear looking its best, handle it with a bit of care.
A gentle wash and proper storage go a long way in preserving your favorite pieces.
Easy to maintain: Wash inside out at 30/40°C.
You’re used to fast shipping.
This isn’t Amazon.
We take a little time.
It’s still worth it.
Delivery takes 4–9 business days.
Usually closer to 6–7 days.
(Keeping this simple.)
Send me a message at complaints@dullhog.com, within 30 days of delivery.
Include a photo, your order number, and a short explanation.
We’ll get back to you as soon as we’re reasonably able to.
From one tired person to another.
| We keep things simple. It saves energy |
| Free Shipping on Orders Over 55€/65$ |
| Proudly Doing The Bare Minimum |
Low-Effort Recommendations
❌ Myth: All t-shirts are the same.
✅ Reality: Some are just less annoying.
We print on Gildan Softstyle® tees.
Not because it’s exciting - because it works.
4.5oz, 100% ringspun cotton.
Double-stitched so it doesn’t give up before you do.
Soft enough to forget.
Strong enough to last.
For work.
For giving up early.
For whatever’s left of the day.
Dull Hog – The Complete Collection
You have 30 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.
The return notification must be sent to complaints@dullhog.com
Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.
Yes - once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link straight to your email.
You can follow your package every step of the way… or just check it later when you have the energy.
All items are made only after you place your order, so nothing is produced unnecessarily.
Your order is then printed and shipped from the nearest production facility within the EU or US, keeping delivery fast and waste low.
Low effort for you - low footprint for everyone.
It depends on what you order and where it’s going - but the good news is simple:
orders over 3 items ship for free.
Everything below that has a small shipping fee, calculated at checkout.
Low effort, no surprises.
Our shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton - soft, durable, and comfortable enough to survive even the slowest days.
They feature a tubular (no-twist) construction and a seamless collar, so the fit stays clean without extra effort.
Low effort to wear. High comfort all day.
We currently ship to all EU countries, the United States and Canada.
More regions may be added later — once we find the energy.
We keep things simple around here.
Only the essentials - no clutter, no chaos, no endless scrolling.
Just the gear a tired hog actually needs.
