Dull Hog - I Hate My Job @ Retail - T-Shirt

€27,95 EUR

incl. VAT

Shipping is calculated at checkout -
orders over 3 items ship for free.

Delivery takes 4–9 business days.

Usually closer to 6–7 days.

You have 30 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.

Color White Black

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

In stock - don’t overthink it.

Because smiling at customers when you’re mentally clocked out is a profession in itself.

This shirt says what every retail worker thinks halfway through the shift - and definitely by closing time. Clean, straight-to-the-point typography with zero motivation and no pretending. Just honest workwear for people who’ve answered the same question 47 times today.

Wear it on your day off. Or under your uniform. We won’t tell.

Details

Unisex fit
Soft, comfortable fabric for long shifts and short patience
Durable print with a slightly worn-in look
Available in black and white

For retail workers.
Ex-retail workers.
And anyone who still flinches when they hear “Can I just ask something?”

⬛ Works for whatever comes after work
⬛ Gildan Softstyle® 64000 - actually soft
⬛ Designed by people who are tired
⬛ 100% ring-spun cotton (no surprises)
⬛ 4.5oz - not heavy, not flimsy
⬛ Double-stitched so it doesn’t quit early
⬛ Unisex fit (no thinking required)
⬛ True-to-size & pre-shrunk (still fits tomorrow)

To keep your gear looking its best, handle it with a bit of care.

A gentle wash and proper storage go a long way in preserving your favorite pieces.

Easy to maintain: Wash inside out at 30/40°C.

You’re used to fast shipping.
This isn’t Amazon.

We take a little time.
It’s still worth it.

Delivery takes 4–9 business days.
Usually closer to 6–7 days.

Refunds & Replacements

(Keeping this simple.)

Wrong, damaged, or defective? We’ll replace it.
After 30 days, we stop keeping records and move on.

Send me a message at complaints@dullhog.com, within 30 days of delivery.

Include a photo, your order number, and a short explanation.

We’ll get back to you as soon as we’re reasonably able to.

From one tired person to another.

| We keep things simple. It saves energy |

| Free Shipping on Orders Over 55€/65$ |

| Proudly Doing The Bare Minimum |

Low-Effort Recommendations

QUALITY MATERIALS

❌ Myth: All t-shirts are the same.

✅ Reality: Some are just less annoying.

We print on Gildan Softstyle® tees.

Not because it’s exciting - because it works.

4.5oz, 100% ringspun cotton.
Double-stitched so it doesn’t give up before you do.

Soft enough to forget.
Strong enough to last.

For work.
For giving up early.
For whatever’s left of the day.

Too tired to care?
You belong with us.

Choose Your Mood

Full Dull Hog apparel collection – text and illustrated tees

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Questions Tired People Ask

You have 30 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.

The return notification must be sent to complaints@dullhog.com

Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.

Yes - once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link straight to your email.

You can follow your package every step of the way… or just check it later when you have the energy.

All items are made only after you place your order, so nothing is produced unnecessarily.

Your order is then printed and shipped from the nearest production facility within the EU or US, keeping delivery fast and waste low.

Low effort for you - low footprint for everyone.

It depends on what you order and where it’s going - but the good news is simple:

orders over 3 items ship for free.

Everything below that has a small shipping fee, calculated at checkout.

Low effort, no surprises.

Our shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton - soft, durable, and comfortable enough to survive even the slowest days.

They feature a tubular (no-twist) construction and a seamless collar, so the fit stays clean without extra effort.

Low effort to wear. High comfort all day.

We currently ship to all EU countries, the United States and Canada.

More regions may be added later — once we find the energy.

We keep things simple around here.

Only the essentials - no clutter, no chaos, no endless scrolling.

Just the gear a tired hog actually needs.