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Dull Hog - DEAD INSIDE AT WORK, ALIVE AT HOME - T-shirt
€29,95 EUR
incl. VAT
Shipping is calculated at checkout -
orders over €55/65$ ship for free.
Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.
You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.
In stock - don’t overthink it.
Product Details
For everyone whose soul clocks out long before the workday ends - but somehow comes back to life the moment they get home.
This minimalist black tee delivers a bold, distressed white print that hits a little too close to reality. Clean, simple, and unapologetically honest - just like a true Dull Hog statement.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for those long days at the office and sturdy enough for the evenings when you actually feel human again.
The tubular construction keeps the fit natural, and the pre-shrunk fabric ensures no ugly surprises after washing.
Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton • tubular construction • pre-shrunk
Color: Black - because some days just feel darker than others. (Also available in white.)
Perfect for tired workers, homebodies, and anyone living two completely different lives between clock-in and clock-out.
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear looking its best, handle it with a bit of care.
A gentle wash and proper storage go a long way in preserving your favorite pieces.
Easy to maintain: Wash inside out at 30/40°C.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
| We keep things simple. It saves energy |
| Free Shipping on Orders Over 55€/65$ |
| Proudly Doing The Bare Minimum |
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Questions Tired People Ask
What is the return policy?
You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.
The return notification must be sent to complaints@dullhog.com
When will I get my order?
Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.
Can I track my order?
Yes - once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link straight to your email.
You can follow your package every step of the way… or just check it later when you have the energy.
Where are your products made?
All items are made only after you place your order, so nothing is produced unnecessarily.
Your order is then printed and shipped from the nearest production facility within the EU or US, keeping delivery fast and waste low.
Low effort for you - low footprint for everyone.
How much does shipping cost?
It depends on what you order and where it’s going - but the good news is simple:
orders over €55/65$ ship for free.
Everything below that has a small shipping fee, calculated at checkout.
Low effort, no surprises.
What material are the shirts made of?
Our shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton - soft, durable, and comfortable enough to survive even the slowest days.
They feature a tubular (no-twist) construction and a seamless collar, so the fit stays clean without extra effort.
Low effort to wear. High comfort all day.
Where do you ship?
We currently ship to all EU countries, the United States and Canada.
More regions may be added later — once we find the energy.
We keep things simple around here.
Only the essentials - no clutter, no chaos, no endless scrolling.
Just the gear a tired hog actually needs.
