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True Hog - Vintage Cotton Dad Hat

€32,95 EUR

incl. VAT

Shipping is calculated at checkout -
orders over €55/65$ ship for free.

Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.

You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.

Color

Available - don’t overthink it.

Product Details

For the days when you want to look like you tried - without actually trying.
This vintage cotton dad hat brings effortless underachiever energy to any outfit. Soft, lightweight, and naturally relaxed, it fits like something you’ve owned for years… because that’s exactly the vibe.

The unstructured crown keeps things casual, the curved brim blocks both sunlight and eye contact, and the adjustable strap ensures a comfortable fit whether you're awake or operating on autopilot.

Perfect for coffee runs, fishing trips, weekend recovery, and blending in with other tired legends.

Features:
• 100% vintage-washed cotton
• Soft, relaxed unstructured fit
• Adjustable strap with metal buckle
• Curved brim for easy “don’t bother me” energy
• Ideal for proud underachievers and casual survivors

Care & Maintain


To keep your gear looking its best, handle it with a bit of care.

Wash:
Hand wash gently in cold water with a mild detergent. Avoid scrubbing the logo.

Dry:
Lay flat to dry. Do not tumble dry - hats aren’t built for spinning.

Store:
Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain shape and color.

| Free Shipping on Orders Over 55€/65$ |

| Proudly Doing The Bare Minimum |

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Questions Tired People Ask

What is the return policy?

You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.

When will I get my order?


Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.

Can I track my order?

Yes - once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link straight to your email.

You can follow your package every step of the way… or just check it later when you have the energy.

Where are your products made?

All items are made only after you place your order, so nothing is produced unnecessarily.

Your order is then printed and shipped from the nearest production facility within the EU or US, keeping delivery fast and waste low.

Low effort for you - low footprint for everyone.

How much does shipping cost?

It depends on what you order and where it’s going - but the good news is simple:

orders over €55/65$ ship for free.

Everything below that has a small shipping fee, calculated at checkout.

Low effort, no surprises.

What material are the shirts made of?

Our shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton - soft, durable, and comfortable enough to survive even the slowest days.

They feature a tubular (no-twist) construction and a seamless collar, so the fit stays clean without extra effort.

Low effort to wear. High comfort all day.

Where do you ship?

We currently ship to all EU countries, the United States and Canada.

More regions may be added later — once we find the energy.

We keep things simple around here.

Only the essentials - no clutter, no chaos, no endless scrolling.

Just the gear a tired hog actually needs.

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