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Dull Hog - MIND OFFLINE, BODY STILL WORKING - T-shirt
  • Dull Hog - MIND OFFLINE, BODY STILL WORKING - T-shirt
Dull Hog - MIND OFFLINE, BODY STILL WORKING - T-shirt

Dull Hog - MIND OFFLINE, BODY STILL WORKING - T-shirt

€29,95 EUR

incl. VAT

Shipping is calculated at checkout -
orders over €55/65$ ship for free.

Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.

You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.
Size

In stock - don’t overthink it.
Product Details

For the days when your brain has left the chat but your body still shows up out of pure habit - this tee gets it.

Soft, comfortable, and built to survive another week of autopilot mode. The seamless collar keeps the look clean, while the tubular construction prevents twisting (unlike your thoughts). Pre-shrunk fabric ensures the fit stays the same, even if your energy levels don’t.

Fabrication:
100% ring-spun cotton, tubular construction, pre-shrunk

Wear it proudly. Your mind may be offline, but the hog spirit keeps going.
Care & Maintenance


To keep your gear looking its best, handle it with a bit of care.

A gentle wash and proper storage go a long way in preserving your favorite pieces.

Easy to maintain: Wash inside out at 30/40°C.
Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

| We keep things simple. It saves energy |

| Free Shipping on Orders Over 55€/65$ |

| Proudly Doing The Bare Minimum |

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Questions Tired People Ask
What is the return policy?

You have 14 days to return your order - plenty of time, even for professional underachievers.


The return notification must be sent to complaints@dullhog.com
When will I get my order?


Delivery time is 4–9 business days - fast enough to be useful, slow enough to match our energy.
Can I track my order?

Yes - once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link straight to your email.

You can follow your package every step of the way… or just check it later when you have the energy.
Where are your products made?

All items are made only after you place your order, so nothing is produced unnecessarily.

Your order is then printed and shipped from the nearest production facility within the EU or US, keeping delivery fast and waste low.

Low effort for you - low footprint for everyone.
How much does shipping cost?

It depends on what you order and where it’s going - but the good news is simple:

orders over €55/65$ ship for free.

Everything below that has a small shipping fee, calculated at checkout.

Low effort, no surprises.
What material are the shirts made of?

Our shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton - soft, durable, and comfortable enough to survive even the slowest days.

They feature a tubular (no-twist) construction and a seamless collar, so the fit stays clean without extra effort.

Low effort to wear. High comfort all day.
Where do you ship?

We currently ship to all EU countries, the United States and Canada.

More regions may be added later — once we find the energy.

We keep things simple around here.

Only the essentials - no clutter, no chaos, no endless scrolling.

Just the gear a tired hog actually needs.
Dull Hog